Super heros

In the year 1975 Superman,Batman aur Spiderman kisi kaam se India ke upar se udh rahe hote hai.aur achanak udte-udte mar jaate hai,kyu?

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kyuki neeche Gabbar Singh bolta hai,"Aadmi teen aur goli 6!!!!
dishkyu-dishkyu-dishkyu".............

Warning

Not mine

Upcoming Horror movies in IT Sector


Appraisal ki Pyaas


Badla developer ka


Tester bana shaitan


Manager ki cheekh


Tadapti Delivery


Darinda manager


Client ka Kahaer!


Viraana Cubicle!


Khooni Test Case

Honhaar Auto

Today Manjeet told us that he read this text on an auto-ricksaw.

"Main bada hokar Truck banunga!"

I also read "Pilot" on some Bus/Truck driver's gate. ;)

Rishton ka sawal

Agar Basanti ki mausi Thakur ke rakhi bandhati hai to, Thakur Basanti ke rishten me kya lagte hain?

If your answer is MAMA then you are wrong.
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because actually this question is wrong, Mausi Thakur ke kaise rakhi bandhegi...

(uske to haath hi nahi the)

Not mine

I just read this.... and only one word came in my mind "Fantastic"

WHY IS THE FIRE ENGINE RED?


FIRE ENGINE HAS A LADDER

LADDER HAS STEPS

STEPS ARE TO BE CLIMBED ON FOOT

A FOOT IS TO BE MEASURED BY A RULER

A RULER CAN BE A KING OR A QUEEN

QUEEN ELIZABETH IS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND

ELIZABETH IS THE NAME OF A SHIP THAT SAILS ON WATER

WATER HAS FISHES

FISHES HAVE FINS

THE PEOPLE OF FINLAND ARE CALLED FINS

THE FLAG OF FINLAND IS RED

SO THE FIRE ENGINE IS RED IN COLOR

CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY IS THE AMBULANCE WHITE ?

K..K..K..Karan

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai: Love your friend

Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam: Love your family

Kal Ho Na Ho: Love your neighbors

Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna: Love other's wife

Next movie will be joint collaboration between Karan Johar and Rakesh Roshan (K-movies)

K..........: Love other's planet's creatures

Directed by:
रोशन केे जौहर

Funda Series...

Dictionary is the only place where divorce comes before marriage.