Spiderman Ka dance

PCO

Banta went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

Tata sky

Yasomati maiya se bole nand-lala...
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Tata sky laga dala to life zhinga lala!

Sucide

Cow Dance

What do say if a cow is dancing?
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Guidance (Gai-dance)

Hair cut

Boss was looking for his sub-ordinate Mr. X. After 1 hour boss saw that Mr. X is coming.

Boss asked, "Where did you go?"
Mr. X, "For Hair cut"


Boss, "Why in office time?"
Mr. X, "Because they grow in office time"

Boss, "But not all hair grew in office time"
Mr. X, "I didn't cut all my hairs also"

Horns

Why does cow has bell in her neck?

Because their horn doesn't work!

NAA Series

Which animal doesn't count?

NAAGIN

Tell me the name of a person who can't keep secret?

NAARAAJ

Tell me the name of a person who doesn't donate?

NAADAAN


Contd...

Not mine -1

I was in the airport lounge en route to New Delhi a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Shahrukh Khan sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting my chat friend who was also flying to New Delhi, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Bollywood Badshah, introduced myself, and said,

'Mr. Khan, I wonder if you would do me a favor.'
'Yes?'

'I'm sitting right over there,' pointing to my seat at the bar, 'and I'm waiting for a girl. Would you be so kind when she arrives, come walk by and just say 'Hi Abhishek?'

'Sure.' Said he

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.

About ten minutes later, my friend showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder.. It Was Shahrukh Khan.

'Hi, Abhishek’, he said.

I replied, "Later Shahrukh! I'm in a meeting.

Devdas

Q: What's the servant's name of Software developer?
A: Devdas (dev-daas)

shakahaari

Arun ji is in 1/2 pant. I said, "You look like 'Shakha (RSS)' Guy"

He told, "yes! because I am a shakahaari"

But then I thought why shakha hari (green), they wear Khaki pants!

Sarkar Raj

I watched Sarkar Raj last to last week. Some thoughts:

1. Some families have their family doctor, but Big Bachchan family has "Famliy Director".
2. Old dialog: "Ramu! jara pani lana", New dialog: "Ramu! jara ek movie aur banana"
3. Trivia question: What's the name of sequel of "Sarkar Raj" ?

.... "Sarkari kaam-kaaj" ya phir "Sarkari Samaj"

Introduction!

Hi,

I am Abhishek Gupta, better known as "Gupta Ji" in my circle. Some of my friends inspired me to create a Blog for my PJs. So here I am!

Love me or hate me, but don't ignore me!

Chalo, phir shuru karte hai...!

with love,
Guptaji